Tom Coburn (R-OK) on life and death
Unique insights on life and death from one of the Senate’s leading lights.
Tom Coburn (picture; official website) is the Republican Senator from Oklahama whose website says his priorities include “representing Oklahoma values.” Apparently Oklahama values include homophobia: during the 2004 campaign, he alerted Oklahomans to “rampant lesbian debauchery” in the state and warned that “[the gay] agenda is the greatest threat to our freedom that we face today.” And eugenics: Coburn sterilized under-age girls (he’s an MD) without their consent; in one case he says he got “oral consent” but “the nurse forgot” to get it written down.
During the Senate hearings on the confirmation of John G. Roberts Jr. as the 17th Chief Justice of the United States. Coburn took a break from the crossword puzzles he was caught doing during the opening statements to actually “question” the nominee:
Would you agree that the opposite of being dead is being alive?
My my, do we have a philosopher for a Senator here? The unnerving thing is that Roberts actually paused before answering, “Yes,” belatedly adding “I don’t mean to be overly cautious in answering it.”
But Coburn was not actually trying to philosophize about life and death, of course; he was just laying the groundwork for some simplistic posturing and blustering on the abortion issue:
You know I’m going somewhere. One of the problems I have is coming up with just the common sense and logic that if brain wave and heartbeat signifies life, the absence of them signifies death, then the presence of them certainly signifies life.
Hmmm. This is not only overly black and white, but also incoherent. He’s given two criteria, but what about the case where only one is present, such as Terri Schiavo (Wikipedia)? By this logic, does he think she was neither alive nor dead? And where do being pre-alive or pre-dead or in between dead and alive or dead but about to come back to life fit into this picture?
Undeterred, Coburn continues his muddled train of thought:
But for the listeners of this hearing, if, in fact, life is the presence of a heartbeat and brain wave, it’s important for everybody in the country to know that at 16 days post-conception, a heartbeat is present; and that at 41 days, right now, we can assure ourselves that brain activity and brain waves are present.
But if the heart doesn’t start beating until 16 days after conception, why is he against the morning-after pill? By his logic, isn’t the fetus “dead” at that point? (Too bad there’s not a morning-after pill for Senate elections.)
And as the technology improves, we’re going to see that come earlier and earlier.
Huh? Technology is going to make babies in the womb start having a heartbeat earlier?
I make that point because so many of the decisions of the Supreme Court have been made in a vacuum of the scientific knowledge of what life is, when personhood is, when it begins, when it doesn’t, when it exists, when it doesn’t.
So “scientific knowledge” is going to tell us “what life is” or “when personhood is” or “when it begins” or “when it doesn’t”? I’ll have to alert the scientists so they can get cracking on this. And by the way, what does “when personhood doesn’t begin” mean anyway?
And so that was for your information and my ability to put forth a philosophy that I believe would solve a lot of the controversy in this country.
In other words, thanks for listening to my confused monologue and the controversy would be solved if everyone agreed with my jumbled thinking.
I would certainly hope that our electoral system is still functional enough to wash away detritus like this. Then again, America gets the public servants it wants and deserves.
Senator, let me help with that six-letter word starting with A for 8-down: it’s ADDLED.
September 16th, 2005 at 15:39
great post.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:56
Hum…I’m actually representing Tom Coburn in a mock-congress for school (all I knew about him when I picked him was that he was a Republican and he was from Oklahoma, so I figured he would be about as conservative as you can get). And…he is. XD; I mean, I consider myself to be a pretty die-hard conservative on most issues, but…many of the things Sen. Coburn says…are interesting. XD I’ll leave it at that. Thankies for posting and sharing your opinions.
God bless!